Heh heh...I'll just sneak over this way and he'll never notice I'm gone. My human can be soooo gullible.
Nothin' to see here, folks. Just go on about your business. This is official puppy business.
What...you want *this* sock? Do ya feel lucky? Go ahead, punk, make my day...
Hi mom! I'm comin' ta get ya!
Toes or bone? Toes or bone? Decisions, decisions... {sigh}
Do you have something to chew, or is this just some elaborate plan to catch me?
What's this? A bone?? For me?! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!
No, no, no...the toy just looks bigger than me. I'm the BIG dog here! Now stand back so I can show this bone just who's boss around here!
No, silly, I'm not afraid of the kitchen floor. I just, um, well, ah...I like carpet better!
